Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks, ‘Do you know how fast you were going?’ ‘No, but I know exactly where I am,’ Heisenberg replies. The cop says, ‘you were doing 55 in a 35.’ Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, ‘Great!…